Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as… - Jarod Kintz

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Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I’m slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard.

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