I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a… - Jarod Kintz

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I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery.

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I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery. - Jarod Kintz

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