Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks

I could instance a load of fuckers whose throats I'd cut and push over a cliff.

If I could I would kiss his wrists.
If I had half the courage to face his pain.

See how she leans her cheek upon her hand.
O, that I were a glove upon that hand
That I might touch that cheek!

If I had sharp claws I'd get on all fours. And scratch your back for free.

I could be the bitch!

Earache my eye, how would you like a butt-ache?

I'd smile so much my face would crack in two Then you could fix it with your kissing glue I'd like that Yes, I'd like that

You can shove your up your arse.

Prolonged instruction, prolonged training, is necessary to be able to turn the cheek. And if this training is mechanical - it is again worth nothing because in this case it means that a man will turn his cheek because he cannot do anything else.

I would I were alive again to kiss the fingers of the rain.

… it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel [sic] thing and I'd just put it on your wet, juicy, pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business or else I'd get very horny....

I'm playing legal tiddlywinks with these punks. What I'd really like to do is take 'em up to Battery Park and hang 'em by the scrotum.

Ballmer and Butt-Head