The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

She got a big booty; so I call her: Big Booty

I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks.

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

We say booty. I'm not quite sure about 'posterior'. I'll try to keep that in the back of my mind. 'What are you doing?' 'I'm shaking my posterior.'

Butch (definition): Macho with a purse.

But I think the first real change in women’s body image came when JLo turned it butt-style. That was the first time that having a large-scale situation in the back was part of mainstream American beauty. Girls wanted butts now. Men were free to admit that they had always enjoyed them. And then, what felt like moments later, boom — Beyoncé brought the leg meat. A back porch and thick muscular legs were now widely admired. And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

Seriously thinking of getting a butt surgery. BBL…fat transfer from tummy to ass…Heard a certified Nigerian surgeon is doing BBL in VGC. Seen pictures and I think I can trust my body to him. Anyway do you think I need it? Benefits of having big butt includes having wide butt to cover the whole toilet seat so that when you mess it stays locked down till you flush. Anyway I’ll get mine done by December or January… tired of being called flat butt… Just because my butt is so humble. Hahaha praise my butt and tell me a sweet lie that it is perky and so big….then maybe I would change my mind. And let the ass stay forever humble.

What is this craze about women and their booties? For us African women, it is natural. We have it, darling. So whenever I am taking pictures I don't have to show it. We are all taking pictures of our behinds. I do not understand the fascination - it is unbelievable! We are losing our cultural values which is not a good thing.

Ballmer and Butt-Head

Earache my eye, how would you like a butt-ache?

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

The reefer butt is called a 'roach' because it resembles a cockroach… cockroach… cockroach…

The butt is not a magical place that only gay people can visit, like a leather bar or the Liberace Museum.