All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda. - Jarod Kintz

I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.

Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your loved one morph into a marshmallow as she runs to embrace you. But not being in love feels so much worse, possibly like being a tax collector. Actually, nothing compares to the lowliness of a tax collector.

I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate.