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I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one. - Rodney Dangerfield
" "I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one.
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Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.
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Jacob Cohen
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Jacob Rodney Cohen
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Jack Roy
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