I wrote this because someone put a gun to my head and said,… - Jarod Kintz

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I wrote this because someone put a gun to my head and said, “Write.” And do you know how long it takes to type with one hand while your other hand is shaking from holding a loaded Sig Sauer? Well, at least twice as long.

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