As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only crea… - Jarod Kintz

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As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times.

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