Midnight is Hellen-Kelleresque, so if you ask me if I’m see… - Jarod Kintz

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Midnight is Hellen-Kelleresque, so if you ask me if I’m seeing anybody, I’ll ask you what time it is. Answers are always between 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM.

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