Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. - Milton Berle

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I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might have been, by far; for a might have been has never been but a has was once an are.

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You don't need to travel, laughter is an instant vacation

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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