One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day … - Jarod Kintz

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One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date.

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One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date. - Jarod Kintz

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