All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit. - Jarod Kintz

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All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit.

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I see two women, one in a reflection in a window, and the other I see through the window, and it's like I'm looking at both my past and future at the same time.
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