Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if … - Jarod Kintz

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Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!).

Jarod Kintz

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