When a doctor does go wrong, he is the first of criminals. He has the nerve and he has the knowledge.

An ignorant doctor is the aide-de-camp of death.

Doctors can be sincere and sincerely wrong.

Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

The doctor who treats himself has a fool for a patient.

The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated.

A physician who treats himself has a fool for a patient.

The doctor is effective only when he himself is affected.

I would give great praise to the physician whose mistakes are small, for perfect accuracy is seldom to be seen, since many physicians seem to me to be in the same plight as bad pilots, who, if they commit mistakes while conducting the ship in a calm do not expose themselves, but when a storm and violent hurricane overtake them, they then, from their ignorance and mistakes, are discovered to be what they are, by all men, namely, in losing their ship.

4368. That Patient is not like to recover, that makes the Doctor his Heir.

I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success.

Doctors are supposed to first do no harm, but when it comes to fat bodies, most doctors seem fundamentally incapable of heeding their oath.

He who speaks first, loses.

Shabelsky: Doctors are the same as lawyers, the sole difference being that lawyers only rob you, but doctors rob you and kill you too...