My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled — or told him I loved him. - Jarod Kintz

She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence.

Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.

The reason it’s hard for men to say “I love you” is because those three words represent 10% of the average man’s vocabulary.