She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct wat… - Jarod Kintz

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She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence.

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She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence. - Jarod Kintz

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