My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hide my feelings in. (No smoking, please.) - Jarod Kintz

Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence.

Being out in the sunlight brightens my mood, especially if that sunlight is reflected off the moon.

In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her.