I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right? - Jarod Kintz

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.

She wants to teach me to dance, but how do you instruct water to flow? I'm so fluid all you can do is swim in my moves and drink my essence.

Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchup on top, and don’t forget you can also have love on top — however, you must understand that I would do anything, but I won’t do that.