Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

I took over the Moran and Mack spot and wowed them. The theater owner's report to the booker of the entire circuit was a glowing review. A week later I was booked on a bigger circuit. I kept working and polishing my act until the GIANT door opened for me and there was the big time ... the Palace Theater [sic] on Broadway.
P.S. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?