I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is from an Indian comedian named Charlie Hill: “They say Balboa discovered the Pacific Ocean. My people were living here for hundreds and hundreds of years. We never noticed it? “One day the chief took his son to the top of a mountain. As they looked out over the hills and valleys, he spread his arms wide and said, ‘Son, someday none of this will be yours.

My mother, she never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.