I tell ya one thing about me. I say “No” to drugs. When peo… - Rodney Dangerfield

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I tell ya one thing about me. I say “No” to drugs. When people ask me for some of my drugs, I say “No.

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Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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Birth Name: Jacob Cohen

Alternative Names: Jacob Rodney Cohen • Jack Roy

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I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs
I say, 'no.

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