I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I reali… - Jarod Kintz

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I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a baby, that’s a log. And it’s not drowning, it’s burning.” I wonder what it did to deserve that? It was probably a heretic.

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