To find out your real opinion of someone, judge the impression you have when you first see a letter from them.

Remember that there are elements of your personality you are totally unaware of that are immediately apparent to any stranger within five minutes of meeting you

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

And when you do finally connect, don’t sabotage your efforts by expressing how annoyed you are that they didn’t get back to you as quickly as you would have liked. Nor should you apologize for your persistence. Just dive in as if you caught him on the first call. Make it comfortable for everyone.

When people show you who they are, believe them the first time.

If you want to get an idea of a friend's temperament, ethics, and personal elegance, you need to look at him under the tests of severe circumstances, not under the regular rosy glow of daily life.

I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!

You know a movie is slow when you start looking to see what time it is. You know it’s awful when you start shaking your watch to see if it has stopped.

In order to discover the character of people we have only to observe what they love.

When you keep people waiting, they begin to think of all your flaws.

The thing I've seen about people on the computer and the Internet is that it's addicting. We told him not to get on it, and you turn around and he's on the computer.

: Now, the shortest way to a man's heart is humiliation. You soon find out what he's made of.

When people show you who they are, believe them, the first time. Not the 29th time!

The internet: always proving that you're not quite as special as you suspected.