I once played golf. That day I caught five new ducks to add… - Jarod Kintz

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I once played golf. That day I caught five new ducks to add to my farm collection.

Jarod Kintz

To be good at golf you must go full koala bear · June 16, 2024 Verified in 1 source Sign up to see the complete provenance

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About Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz is an American author of absurdist humor, known for self-published collections of surreal one-liners and random thoughts. His prolific, often meta-titled works include "This Book is Not for Sale," "99 Cents for Some Nonsense," and "This Book Title is Invisible," published largely through Amazon Kindle. Widely quoted online for his deadpan, nonsensical voice, he describes himself as a writer, absurdist, and duck farmer based in the American South.

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I once played golf. That day I caught five new ducks to add to my farm collection. - Jarod Kintz

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