The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Arch… - Bob Monkhouse

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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

Bob Monkhouse

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Robert Alan Monkhouse OBE (1 June 1928 – 29 December 2003) was a British comedian, actor and presenter.

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Alternative Names: Robert Alan Monkhouse

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