You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours. - Jarod Kintz

It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.

Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon!

A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are part-time unemployees.