There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip… - Jarod Kintz

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There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late.

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