Hold on yet awhile. More ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.

Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.

And, above all, beware of the cat.

Never trust a cat, anyway. All they’re good for is stringing tennis racquets.

Dying - you can't do that to a cat.

I told you about my cat Jarmara. I took her to the vet every Tuesday and Thursday, I liquidized her food and fed her with a dropper, I prayed for her to get better... I'd have done anything to save her, really. And yet there was a part of me - the part that observes and writes - rubbing its hands and saying, "Well, at least if she dies, I'll be able to use it in . It'll add a nice touch of poignancy." — Animal Man #26 (1990)

And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it to cowering jelly by means of the usual glowing stare and deep-throated growl, which had always worked on the damned in the past. This time they had earned him a whack on the nose that had made his eyes water. Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls. He was looking forward to a further cat experiment, which he planned would consist of jumping around and yapping excitedly at it. It was a long shot, but it just might work.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

People are better at filling and properly administering prescription medication to their pets than to themselves. That’s not good. Even from your pet’s perspective, it’s not good. Your pet (probably) loves you, and would be happier if you took your medication.

Though I rather think he went a little too far, in putting his friend Mrs. Wisemans cat to death for killing a mouse, which, perhaps nature, certainly education, had taught her to look upon as a duty....

If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.

If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

(Sylvia) A cat who’s just been told that he’ll have to eat that special canned cat food that comes from the veterinarian for the rest of his life. (Cat) Shoot me now.