I don’t like tit for tat. I like tit for tit. Bring on the boobies! - Jarod Kintz

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They should make bubblegum that tastes like mashed potatoes. You know, for lovers.

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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.

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I am the earthquake of love. How you feel is my fault.

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