I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act … - Jarod Kintz

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I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go.

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I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

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