John Daly is from Arkansas, but now lives in Florida. I'm f… - Jarod Kintz

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John Daly is from Arkansas, but now lives in Florida. I'm from Florida, but now I live in Arkansas. I am the inverse John Daly, and I think my golf game proves it.

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