A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. - Robert Orben

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

George Bush has turned into the playboy of the Western world. He shows up at Chinese restaurants, at movies, at the Kennedy Center. He seems to be a totally relaxed, enjoy-the-moment kind of individual. He has shown a sense of playfulness that is very appealing. It shows he isn't overwhelmed by the overwhelming responsibilities he is taking on.

You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair.