In the little moment that remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of champagne.

I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it. In defeat I need it.

Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane

Champagne. In victory one deserves it, in defeat one needs it.

Always carry champagne! In victory You deserve it & in defeat You need it!

Birthdays was the worst days; now we sip champagne when we're thirsty.

After moral poisoning, one requires physical remedies and a bottle of champagne.

This is a hell of dull talk... How about some of that champagne?

I only wish I had drunk more champagne.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

Sex is wonderful, but it's like champagne. If you're forced to have four glasses at every meal you start to fantasize about a glass of water.

I like champagne—because it always tastes like my foot's asleep.

Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple.

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends