I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of l… - Jarod Kintz

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I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of lover. Roses and batteries sold separately.

Jarod Kintz

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I wrote this because someone put a gun to my head and said, “Write.” And do you know how long it takes to type with one hand while your other hand is shaking from holding a loaded Sig Sauer? Well, at least twice as long.

What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present? Now.

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I’m an all-the-water-I-can-drink-in-a-flower-vase kind of lover. Roses and batteries sold separately. - Jarod Kintz

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