After he saw God he felt really good, for around a year. And then he felt really bad. Worse than he ever had before in his life. Because one day it came over him, he began to realize, that he was never going to see God again; he was going to live out his whole remaining life, decades, maybe fifty years, and see nothing but what he had always seen. What we see. He was worse off than if he hadn't seen God.

Do you think, Madame, that in heaven we will really get to see God face-to-face?” “We might.” “What if you’re blind?” “I’d expect that if God wants us to see something, we’ll see it.

God visits suffering on innocent people of scope and scale that would even embarrass the most ambitious psychopath

If God is Omnipresent, why do we not see Him ? Standing by the bank of a pool thickly overspread with scum and weeds, you will say that there is no water in it. If you desire to see the water, remove the scum from the surface of the pond. With eyes covered with the film of maya you complain that you cannot see God. If you wish to see Him, remove the film of Maya from off your eyes.

God may have replied

God only allows us to see such things when he wants something to change

Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.

Suppose God should damn to everlasting fire a man so great and good, that he, looking from the abyss of hell, would forgive God, — how would a god feel then?

If God had looked into our minds he would not have been able to see there whom we were speaking of.

We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low.

If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?

Everyone who has eyes to see can see that if the God of Abraham exists, He is an utter psychopath — and the God of Nature too. If you can't see these things just by looking, you have simply closed your eyes to the realities of our world.

If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

Did God get out of bed one morning and draw back the curtains (Reggie's imaginary God led a very domesticated life) and think, 'A drowning in a hotel swimming pool, I fancy. We haven't had that one in a while.