Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. We… - Jarod Kintz

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Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last week her hair was dyed blonde, and she had blue eyes. Or maybe that was a different woman. I don’t know. All I know is that she is my soul mate.

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