I golf like a Jackson Pollock painting. I splatter my shots… - Jarod Kintz

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I golf like a Jackson Pollock painting. I splatter my shots all over the place — and then I act like I just produced a masterpiece.

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I golf like a Jackson Pollock painting. I splatter my shots all over the place — and then I act like I just produced a masterpiece. - Jarod Kintz

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