My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the … - Emo Philips

" "
My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and... placing bets...

Emo Philips

Sources available for members. Sign up free to see where this quote comes from

English

Collect this quote

About Emo Philips

Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec 7 February 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice actor, writer and producer. He is known for his eccentric appearance, surreal humor, and the bizarre cadence of his voice in the delivery of his lines.

Biography information from Wikiquote

Also Known As

Birth Name: Philip Soltanec

All quotes from Emo Philips Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Emo Philips:

David Sedaris Steven Wright Rodney Dangerfield Jarod Kintz J. D. Salinger

Additional quotes by Emo Philips

New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.

How many people here tonight are telekinetic? Raise my hand.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and... placing bets... - Emo Philips

About Emo Philips

Also Known As

Additional quotes by Emo Philips