Two become one when two are in love — or when the waitress … - Jarod Kintz

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Two become one when two are in love — or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.

Jarod Kintz

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Two become one when two are in love — or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise. - Jarod Kintz

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