Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains. - Jarod Kintz

The question is, If I killed your husband, would you seek revenge, or would you send me a Thank You card? I think I know the answer, so here is my address: Jarod Kintz 12321 Karma Circle, Jax, Fl 32223.

I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, “Twelve minutes or twelve hours. Depends on which beach you want to go to.

Love is the hero of all emotions. My love for you is a superhero, and it looks great hidden behind a mask.