My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a ch… - Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner (born 17 September 1953) is an American comedian and writer.

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

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