Beds are dangerous. More people die in bed than anywhere el… - W. C. Fields

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Beds are dangerous. More people die in bed than anywhere else.

W. C. Fields

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About W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American actor, comedian and juggler.

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Alternative Names: W.C. Fields • William Claude Dukenfield • William Claude Fields

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Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty-dollar bill? (the bartender replies: Yes) Oh, what a load is off my mind. I thought I LOST it! it

The news of my death is greatly exaggerated.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.