6 Quotes Tagged: comedy-humor

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If you call a gypsy a vagabond, I think you do him wrong,
For he never goes a-travelling but he takes his home along.
And the only reason a road is good, as every wanderer knows,
Is just because of the homes, the homes, the homes to which it goes.

"Personally I would never want to be a member of any group where you either have to wear a hat, or you can't wear a hat."

George Carlin, American stand-up comedian (1937–2008)

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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light!

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby, American actor and comedian

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Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

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