Top 3 Alphonse Allais Quotes

French writer and humorist (1854–1905)

Alphonse Allais (20 October 1854 – 28 October 1905) was a French satirist.

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Funeral March for the Last Rites of a Deaf Man.

Marche Funèbre composée pour les Funérailles d'un grand homme sourd.

First communion of chlorotic young girls in the snow.