Gavin Free Quotes

Let's just hope I don't find any more turtles, 'cause it is really getting me depressed.

Rich people always smell good.

Do you know what I found out that blew my mouth?

If we have the smegging compass, Jeremy, you don't need to look at the farting sun.

Usually when Geoff punches me, he's smiling. There was no smiles. It was pure rage.

I've created the Tower of Pimps. Everyone worship me.

I tried to bang Ray in my house, and bloody there was somebody already in there.

Do you actually control what your brain says?

Maybe we can shake the life back into him.

If you sleep upside down, do you dream upside down?

Monty, I'm not attracted to dudes. But if I had a boner for you, it's really trying right now.

I drank holy water blessed by the pope. It was mingin'.

Does rocks float on lava?

Jack's got an arsehole like a clown's pocket.

The sky is bigger than the ground.