Top 15 Gavin Free Quotes

Do you know what I found out that blew my mouth?

OK, let's make some sweet, bunty little smubbles.

Are you havin' my ass?

If we have the smegging compass, Jeremy, you don't need to look at the farting sun.

I will kill all of you. All the ghosts will come.

Some people are so Scottish, it looks like it hurts them.

If you were a whale, water would be smaller.

A pig never forgets, Ryan. They actually are pretty smart, I think, pigs. They can play pong or something.

Does rocks float on lava?

Maybe we can shake the life back into him.

We'll have an office suck-off.

Would you be upset if you found out your dog was just a robot and it was being driven by a lizard?

Would you be friends with me if I didn't have an arsehole?

Rich people always smell good.

If you sleep upside down, do you dream upside down?