Gelett Burgess Quotes

You'll feel differently about these things when you're married. (p. 25)

there are no roads in all Bohemia !

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

It isn't so much the heat... as the humidity. (p. 28)

She doesn't look a day over fifty. (p. 24)

I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!

You're a sight for sore eyes. (p. 29)

I don't know much about Art, but I know what I like. (p. 24)

Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"—
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!