Top 10 Gelett Burgess Quotes

You're a sight for sore eyes. (p. 29)

It isn't so much the heat... as the humidity. (p. 28)

You'll feel differently about these things when you're married. (p. 25)

She doesn't look a day over fifty. (p. 24)

I don't know much about Art, but I know what I like. (p. 24)

Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"—
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!

I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one!

A woman and a mouse, they carry a tale wherever they go.

there are no roads in all Bohemia !

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.