You have the German husband yelling at the tall one, and the tall ones yelling at the Puerto Rican girl, Yolanda which I don't know what race or where she's from so it's kinda like a drunk united nations
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
Enhance Your Quote Experience
Enjoy ad-free browsing, unlimited collections, and advanced search features with Premium.
I would just keep milking this cow because it's like a free cow, do you know what I'm saying
I took her bait, hook line and singer
want to kill two birds with 13 stones
My brain is sprained okay, when you sprain your ankle what do you do ? do you walk on it? no your brain is the same fucking thing, I mean thats just the way the brain works
Brandi and and I want to say LaToya Jackson, when I heard all the yelling, I'm like what is Latoya Jackson doing yelling at Brandi for being racist
Share Your Favorite Quotes
Know a quote that's missing? Help grow our collection.
When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi, Did Gandhi predict the future? Mohammad Gandhi right is his name? isn't he some like Indian dude who like who is Gandhi? what did he do?
I have to be the centre of attention because that’s how I get my validation.
He's a big boy, he puts his pants on two feet at a time.
If a fucking squirrel would've looked at me with a fucking pussy, I would've fucked it.
Dude, stop acting like you're the number one fucking guy in this group, man. I'm the number one guy in the group.