Karl Pilkington Quotes

English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer

Karl Pilkington (born 23 September 1972) is an English podcaster, author and former radio producer.

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On the possibility of meeting Warwick Davis- The first time I see him, I'd be a little like, what should I say, what shouldn't I say? Whereas once you get to know him I'm sure he'd be a lovely little fella.

I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut

On identical twins - You always get a little snidey one.

It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep